Just A Tickle

If you can start the day without caffeine,

If you can always be cheerful,

 ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining and boring

 people with your troubles,

If you can eat plain food every day

and be grateful for it,

If you can understand when your loved ones

are too busy to give you any time,

If you can take criticism and blame

 without resentment,

If you can conquer tension without medical help,

If you can relax without liquor,

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,

Then You Are Probably 

The Family Dog!

And you thought I was going to get

 all spiritual didn't you..?

Tickle Tickle